Phonomonic

When a word indicates what it sounds like.

WTF do you think frumpy means?

Person 1) The word frumpy sounds a lot like it's actual meaning.
Person 2) Yeah its a phonomonic word.

by Hazemebro May 23, 2011

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.)

Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) is the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks commonly observed by "phonebook dumping" them in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell). Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, phonebook dumping is an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon businesses that generate stacks of unwanted phonebooks. C.f., "phonebook dumping."

Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.) by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.

by fizzyfizzz January 4, 2012

phonemedown

A used cell phone given to another family member, usually a younger person.

I got a phonemedown when my older brother got a new smartphone for his sixteenth birthday.

by Photopilot October 19, 2013

Phonetoshop

When basic bitches edit their pictures on their phone using some shitty photo editing app.
Typical effects include but are not limited to:
Skin softening effect
Eyes enlarger and brightener
Increased contrast on muscles
Obvious acne removal
Shitty glitter effects around the face

Yo Cecilia is so hot in this pic!
Bro that's obviously phonetoshoped.

by Vanilanoop January 11, 2015

phonehold

When someone holds their phone while making a call.

I need to phonehold this person I'm making a call with.

by XtremeDramer November 26, 2018

cauterize the phonebook

To remove the names of people from your phonebook that you no longer want to have the urge to call or text. Particularly those people who were the reciever of previous romantic advances or friends who have become "yucky" in some way or another. Can also be used to refer to regular clearing of business dead ends or ex-clients info.

person one: So hows the new unattached life going?

person two: After the first year, I needed to cauterize the phonebook in my berry, I think I was chasing too many possibilities. I keep texting old failed attempts. I need to chill out and focus on my own life.

by Motorblade January 24, 2010

rip you open like a phonebook

the promise of having rough intercourse with a sexy lady in order to spread your seed

see also: pop you open like a clam

"Hey Susan, come here so I rip you open like a phone book and we can start a family."

by Tom Jones 2 August 17, 2005