Philemon

a.) The most interesting man in the entire world. Usually one in which someone would want to be. A role mode.

b.) A prophet or god.

Pwra

You: god isn't Philemon so great?
Everyone: yes

Jehovah's witnesse: do believe in Jesus Christ?
You: no I believe in Philemon

by π÷×∆÷√ December 18, 2014

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phlemjob

To lubricate a penis with phlem instead of spit for the typical blowjob.

Lisa had a huge set of tits and I wanted to stare at them while she gave me a B.J. I didnt know she had COPD, she hawked a loogie on my shaft. It was strangely satisfying. Best and first phlemjob ever!

by Mr. Nate February 23, 2015

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Phlamboojle

While perfoming anal sex the guy pulls out before shooting his load. the girl proceeds to push out a load, as she does this the guy shoots his load on her butt. he then takes the turd sperm mixture and wipes in on her face.

Hey honey u told me u wanted to try anal sex, well we should try Phlamboojle.

by Chance Blackburn April 16, 2008

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Phlegm-Ahem

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.

Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008

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