Plarping

My friend always says: "_____ is plarping me right now." which means "_____ is upsetting me right now." but to me, it sounds like he is trying to say "_____ is fucking me right now" or weirdly bleep out the word fucking

"Ugh. ______ is plarping me right now!"

by BakugoBestHeroFiteMe November 22, 2019

phlaphytine

a new level of highness, coming from a hooplawalliwallibamditickle.

Man, that party puts me in a phlaphytine

by Sirocco November 14, 2003

Phlarmf

(F-l-arm-f) a small inward burst of cold air into the anus, after a push of a fart. the push creates a vacuum causing the cold air to enter and fill the vacuum.

No need
i suppose you could say "i just phlarmfed" but i would not reccomend it, as you will lose your friends

by Nathan M123 December 3, 2007

Phlurph

A fart

The deaf girl did not hear the loud phlurph.

by Hangrywino February 18, 2017

pharpie

A slang word for a sex toy for females

Did you see kaylees new pharpie

by Pharpie November 1, 2017

Pharp

A very smelly yet sexy fart that comes from a grown homeless man with a hairy asshole

I can’t believe Tim’s fantasy is for a Pharp to happen!

by ihatelife666000 March 14, 2019

Polarpus

the combination of a polar bear and a platypus

Doofenshrmirtz: A polarpus?
Polarpus: *puts on hat*
Doofenshmirtz: PERBEAR THE POLARPUS?!?!?!

by Novvelian April 8, 2021