philebrity

N. A vaguely famous or well known person in or from the city of Philadelphia. Mostly used in the pejorative.

OMG, we went to this ridiculous launch party for liquor/website/alt-weekly and it was packed to the gills with one stripe of Philebrity or another. We left so we could drink whiskey out of a flask in the park and then post about it on a messageboard later.

by Philebrity Jones June 11, 2006

Philosofickle

1. Misuse, cooption, or selective use of a principle for one's personal gain
2. Creation of a new principle just to meet one's bias or need
3. Adulteration of a principle to make it appear to meet one's bias

The fine line between "freedom of religion" and "non-discrimination" is a philosofickle one.

by Lance-a-clod October 19, 2015

Philisity

This is a wonderful name meaning good fortune and happiness. This is a beautiful girl who is very high energy and knows what to say to make you laugh and smile . She has many friends but yet is very independent . She is poised but loves a good fight .

I wanna be a philisity

by Randy Smith October 18, 2016

Shower Philosopher

A person who commonly discusses the philosophies of life with his/her self while in the shower. Often times these people will come out of the shower with some realization of something in life.

Person 1: "What took you so long in there?"
Person 2: "I was wondering which language deaf people think in."
Person 1: "Ah. You must be a shower philosopher."
Person 2: "Yeah, I guess you could say that."

by mattywhack March 5, 2013

Phacebook Philosopher

A person who in real life lacks actual intelligence but on social media regularly post "deep" statuses or tweets that show their "emotional" sides. Phacebook Philosophers rarely ever live by these teachings and these post are done almost purely to give the allusion of sophistication. They often tell of success and the future and sound good on paper. Occasionally they will sprinkle God's name in the post to add a religious aspect to the mix. The most common Phacebook Philosophers are hoes.

Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Everyone is gonna hurt you but you have to find the ones worth suffering for."

This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.

Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"

Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.

by In.The.AM October 18, 2013

pothead philosophers

Someones who get drunk and stoned and engage in heavy philosophical conversations with nothing to back up their opinions other than their primal sincerity.

We are just pothead philosophers with no type of studious background whatsoever.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Toilet Philosopher Syndrome

Toilet Philosopher Syndrome (aka TPS) occurs randomly while a person is shitting for too long. The most common symptom is the realization that whether he flushes or not doesnt matter because in the end everything will cease to exist.
Other known effects include but not limited to : Questioning one's existence, reading the shampoo bottles ingredient list, and having an existential crisis.

-hey man u know why the hell is that guy taking so long to take a shit?
-idk may be he has Toilet Philosopher Syndrome

by BiteZaDusto August 17, 2021