Piff news central

A platform for people to share weed related news stories and events run by a Trio of famous stoners

-Did you hear about that house that got raided of all the weed?
-yeah! I saw it on piff news central

by B-Nocs April 26, 2019

Talking Piffle

The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".

This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.

"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"

by Bones27 April 25, 2010

Charles Piff

A generic name for all Marijuana of high potency that doesn't have a specific strain name.

Yo, I heard Billy just picked up a half of the Charles Piff, it looks pretty dank.

by skadiddly January 1, 2011

Pwiffer

Ejaculating all over a women's outer asshole region, then proceeding to sponge up the semen with the ballsack and tip of the penis before rubbing off the cum residue on her eyeballs.

Damn, I pwiffered that chick so badly last night, her eyes turned bright red and she wouldn't stop crying!

She kept looking away from me while we fucked, so I pwiffered her to teach her a lesson!

I accidentally came outside her asshole, so I pwiffered her to clean it up and get it off my cock.

by CR24 August 4, 2009

Piff haze

The best kind of haze you can get,comes straight from the bronx in NYC. It's known for its dark red hairs and purple tone. It is also a very sticky weed (sticky icky) and has a dank ass smell to it, smokes smooth, tastes nice.

gimme some of that Dank Dank Piff haze

by DanthemanPQ November 4, 2007

Piffleshit

A piffleshit is a curse word used to label someone with very low intelligence or talent as utter crap. Piffleshits usually can't sing, can't act, can't dance or anything else that really takes talent/intelligence.

The word: "Piffleshit" exists out of 2 words:

Piffle: Utter crap that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and Bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.

Shit: Feces or One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities.

Person 1: Do you think X is a good musician?
Person 2: Nah, he's just a piffleshit.

X can be any musician.

by Bunneling January 23, 2013

Pedo Piff

when a girl is fairly, and sometimes extremely attractive, yet she is much younger than she appears. usually 2 -3 years younger. she is boundary line for 16-17 year old men, and prison time for men over 18. pedo piffs are very similar to jail baits. Pedo Piffs often have myspace pages with risque photos, and a false age and wont tell you their real one until u ask them.

Guy 1: hey i met this grl on myspace the other day, she lives around us.

*shows photo*

Guy 2: aw man stay away from her, shes 100% pedo piff.

Guy 1: She looks 17 man, are you sure?

Guy 2: They all do.....

by John Dozier May 24, 2008