Pettis

A family of gods, all of which are sexy talented and successful. They are winning in every aspect of life.

Man- Don't fuck with him he's a Pettis!

by Sittep August 24, 2011

George Pettit

The sexiest man on planet earth in one of the most amazing bands in the world, Alexisonfire. He has amazing facial hair and is completly irresistable. Any girl with half the brain cells of a blonde would leave their boyfriend for him.

I love the sexy beast known as George Pettit.

by space16 May 27, 2009

heavy petting

foreplay ranging from breast massage to masturbating one's partner, yet no coïtal contact.

we're not married yet, so we're stuck with heavy petting sessions.

by xenofobiq August 17, 2004

Petty

Someone who uses urban dictionary to insult people they hate

Dan
Definition:
A fucking bitch
Person seeing it: this dudes petty af

by Uhhpffb May 6, 2020

grand petty theft

the act of stealing a large amount of inexpensive things

Johnny stole 5,000 Baby Ruth bars last night--that's a grand petty theft if I've ever seen one!

by papa lech March 2, 2010

are you petting my mongoose

are you vibing with me

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

by Jlock April 5, 2019

Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

by Jade silver November 23, 2018