Pharaoh Fuck

In BDSM, the ultimate power-trip sexual position for the alpha male. Named after the Egyptian pharaohs, who were worshipped as livings gods, and also because of the triangle shape of the sexual position; the top of the pyramid being the leading man’s penis. The position requires 4 people - an alpha male, a submissive girl, and two submissive males. The act consists of the two submissive males lying on the floor, on their backs, usually with only their heads protruding from underneath the foot of a bed, looking straight up. The female will kneel on the bed with her face down and ass up ready to be taken from behind. The alpha male stands barefoot on the faces of the two submissive males (one foot on each face; heels to foreheads) while fucking the submissive girl from behind. The stance signifies the alpha male's undisputed dominance over other males and his mastery of women. The feeling of the faces of other people under your feet, being used as your floor and fuck mat, while a submissive girl obediently presents herself for your pleasure is the ultimate power trip – you’re now a living god.

You two, down on the floor, you on the bed. I feel the need for a pharaoh fuck.

by chattelslave September 2, 2011

Pharaoh

The central figure in the ancient Egyptian state. Believed to be an earthly manifestation of the gods, he used his absolute power to maintain the safety and prosperity of Egypt.

The Egyptian state centered on the king, often known by the New Kingdom term pharaoh, from an Egyptian phrase meaning "palace."

by HistoryNerd94 December 26, 2010

pearbag

The peak of douchebaginess.
A pedophile that hunts on very small children named riley.
An utter asshole, also a good example of why children hate school.

person 1:Our deputy principle is the most douchbaggy person ever.

person 2: He sounds like a pearbag.

by that person who is awesome September 26, 2010

Parbsied

When someone lures you into a conversation, and you expect it to be quick, but said person doesn't stop talking. The typical "quick minute" conversation turns into non-stop talk-a-thon that makes the listener want to paint the office walls with their own brains. Typically some type of diversion is necessary for the listener to get away.

him/her: "hey, you got a second? I need to talk to you about something.. it'll be really quick."

me: "sure."

him/her: <-- talks and talks and talks and talks (doesn't shut up)

me: (inserts gun into mouth) *BOOM* *SPLAT*

friend: "OMG, Godzilla is coming out of the ocean, run!!!" (conversation ends).

Friend: "dude, you just got Parbsied!"

by Daddywouldyoulikesomesausage August 15, 2012

phabo

Is the cutest boy you could ever see. He get all the hoes.

Phabo so fine.

by Phabo27 December 17, 2017

Parboo

A short, wide, black, little boy who is also gay

Person 1: Hey man you're acting like a Parboo

Person 2 : That wasn't very nice of you, you gay boy

by SuicidalBomber July 29, 2020

pharm animal

A pharm animal is an individual who likes to abuse pharmaceuticals. These can include benzos (Xanax, Valium), painkillers (Percocet, Vicodin, OxyContin), hypnotics (Ambien, Lunesta), amphetamines (Adderall, Vyvanse), etc.

Guy #1: Dude, did you just see that chick blow a line of adderall?

Guy #2: Yeah dude, I know her. Total pharm animal.

by heybuddy0605 February 16, 2010