A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:
1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.
Also see Poop Phantom
1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.
Also see Poop Phantom
1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "
2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.
3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"
4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.
2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.
3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"
4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.
by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
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Most phantom shitters start off as upper decker shooters and slammers shitting in the top part of the toilet instead of the bottom. The ones who experience the success of this get intoxicated with joy and pursue further into shitting methods. This typically will carry on from ages 12 to 65, depending on time of first phantom shit, and are mostly of the male gender. However the most success potential comes at earlier stages due to younger people being more flexible.
Just as a chef concerns himself with the right ingredients so do phantom shitters. Texture and consistency play a vital role in each shitting environment and opportunity. This normally will depend on the location and who the anal splinter is meant to target.
A small portion of phantom shitters sing or hum their own theme music and it is said to be a one of a kind experience if able to catch on camera.
Most phantom shitters start off as upper decker shooters and slammers shitting in the top part of the toilet instead of the bottom. The ones who experience the success of this get intoxicated with joy and pursue further into shitting methods. This typically will carry on from ages 12 to 65, depending on time of first phantom shit, and are mostly of the male gender. However the most success potential comes at earlier stages due to younger people being more flexible.
Just as a chef concerns himself with the right ingredients so do phantom shitters. Texture and consistency play a vital role in each shitting environment and opportunity. This normally will depend on the location and who the anal splinter is meant to target.
A small portion of phantom shitters sing or hum their own theme music and it is said to be a one of a kind experience if able to catch on camera.
"Oh my god man. I think the Phantom Shitter has struck again because there is a massive pile of shit in the fudge batter!"
by The Informant99 January 3, 2012
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A channel found on youtube that has a bunch of stickfigure videos. He is best known for his Intense Stick Assault and Stick Death Maze series.
by ethanabiss June 23, 2010
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He is a popular shota, or young male character, with grey-blue hair and wears an eyepatch over his right eye to conceal a Faustian symbol, representative of his contract with a demon. He shares residence with this demon, Sebastian Michaelis, who poses as his butler for practical purposes and lives in a manor outside of Victorian-age London, England. He is the heir to a fortune as well as a toy and confection empire left behind by his deceased parents. He is often described as "snotty" and intolerant of anything less than perfection, especially when it comes to the duties of his butler. He is, however, something of a child prodigy when it comes to business affairs, as he works directly for Queen Victoria herself. Despite his good looks, he is bashful and has little care for the embellishments and benefits of being a member of the beautiful upper-classmen of society. He loathes his fiancée, Elizabeth, who is also his cousin. The basis of his contract with Sebastian is to avenge his parent's deaths and in return, he will give his soul to the demon.
Author is Yana Toboso.
He is a popular shota, or young male character, with grey-blue hair and wears an eyepatch over his right eye to conceal a Faustian symbol, representative of his contract with a demon. He shares residence with this demon, Sebastian Michaelis, who poses as his butler for practical purposes and lives in a manor outside of Victorian-age London, England. He is the heir to a fortune as well as a toy and confection empire left behind by his deceased parents. He is often described as "snotty" and intolerant of anything less than perfection, especially when it comes to the duties of his butler. He is, however, something of a child prodigy when it comes to business affairs, as he works directly for Queen Victoria herself. Despite his good looks, he is bashful and has little care for the embellishments and benefits of being a member of the beautiful upper-classmen of society. He loathes his fiancée, Elizabeth, who is also his cousin. The basis of his contract with Sebastian is to avenge his parent's deaths and in return, he will give his soul to the demon.
Author is Yana Toboso.
Person 1: Whuu b dat kid wearin dat eyepatch??
Person 2: That is Ciel Phantomhive.
Person 1: Why is that kid so fucking ignorant?
Person 2: Because he is Ciel Phantomhive.
Person 1: Is that kid the owner of the entire company?
Person 2: Yes, he is Ciel Phantomhive.
Person 1: Dafuq?
Person 2: Ciel Phantomhive.
Person 2: That is Ciel Phantomhive.
Person 1: Why is that kid so fucking ignorant?
Person 2: Because he is Ciel Phantomhive.
Person 1: Is that kid the owner of the entire company?
Person 2: Yes, he is Ciel Phantomhive.
Person 1: Dafuq?
Person 2: Ciel Phantomhive.
by WatchOut,WeGotABadassOverHere February 3, 2012
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Person A: Hey! Have you seen Julie and the Phantoms yet?
Person B: Yeah! Omg they all stole my heart.
Person B: Yeah! Omg they all stole my heart.
by the ultimate shipper October 26, 2020
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Rain: Check it out dude, that guy is trying to pull a Phantom Freak on Lindsey!
Paolo: Dude, that guy has been Phantom Freaking every girl in this club!
Rain: Too bad it's never going to work. He fails!
Paolo: Dude, that guy has been Phantom Freaking every girl in this club!
Rain: Too bad it's never going to work. He fails!
by big train October 8, 2008
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