Matt: "I've been going to Phillies games since I was a little kid. Way before all this world series band wagon bull"
Mike: "Dude you're a total Phan!"
Ryan: "Hey I heard you were a Phan, who's your favorite player?"
Bob: "Uh dude I love Utley! Chad Utley! Or is it Chris Utley? I forget but dude I'm such a Phillies nut!"
Ryan: "Uh I don't think so. Not even close to a phan."
Mike: "Dude you're a total Phan!"
Ryan: "Hey I heard you were a Phan, who's your favorite player?"
Bob: "Uh dude I love Utley! Chad Utley! Or is it Chris Utley? I forget but dude I'm such a Phillies nut!"
Ryan: "Uh I don't think so. Not even close to a phan."
by lastcalllove April 07, 2010
by Happywombat July 08, 2016
by Fernclaw January 17, 2008
Belonging to the species Retarphanese, it is a person born in the year 1993. His mother and father speak English whereas he speaks Alien language. He has major issues. He also looks like E.T.
Will Phan is retardphanese.
by Will Phan December 07, 2006
A person who is subscribed to every account dan and phil have, follow them on every social media they have, and constantly blog about them on tumblr
Person one: omg dan and phil did a thing. I'm not okay. *rolls on the floor crying*
Person two: you are such phan trash
Person two: you are such phan trash
by Phils___ass May 13, 2015
by Gogopuppy July 11, 2015
sexual fanfiction phan shippers in the phandom (danisnotonfire, amazingphil) write for fun....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Crafty Phan April 30, 2016