Pffftt

Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.

"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"

"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."

by Stooo June 30, 2003

pffft

The sound you make when someone says somthing really stupid.

Man, 50 bucks is alot dude. Totally alot.

PFFFT!

by Jason January 24, 2003

pufffinx

very very swag hooman

pufffinx is a very good fp

by urmomishotasf September 20, 2021

De pfeffel

To spectacularly fuck something up beyond repair

Boris Johnson de pfeffeled the country

Boris "de pfeffel" Johnson

by Don't be a pfeffel June 20, 2022

pffft

The sound you make when someone says something that you don't like, want to forget, or disagree with.

*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Hey man I think I like that new girl Sue."
Tommy; "Pffft!"

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! September 3, 2005

pffft

When somone says something really, really stupid and useless, A sound made to wind people up.
The Winner of all arguments.

Avril Lavigne... Pffft!

by Robert Lamb November 20, 2006

pffft

a sound commonly made from the rectal area.

did you hear the sound of my fart, it sounded like pffft.

by pubyruby October 5, 2021