Pexted

Texting a picture of a / your penis.

That guy I'm dating just pexted me.

by pennycan May 19, 2011

potted

To become higher than high.

Damn Dawg, John was so potted last night after smokin that L.

by Derrick"theone" July 29, 2006

pettes

someone with a massive penis that can get any girl they want.

usually around 6'9 tall and 265 heavy.

starts on all sports and is a 5 star recruit.

Pettes

by meme.god_69420 August 2, 2019

Putted

A farting noise so brief it sounds like putting a golf ball

John: You might wanna leave Mike.
Mike: Why?
John: I just putted

by Thotsmashin123 October 5, 2019

dick petter

When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.

" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "

by SonnyInAKat December 10, 2016

Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017

Clat patted

clat patted means being dominated and destroyed in a video game

LOL, you just got absolutely clat patted mate.

by JoeJonJoyce August 4, 2019