Up periscope

The act of hiding a random, uncontrollable boner by directing it upwards and binding it against your waist with your belt or pants waistband.

I had a boner that would just NOT GO DOWN, so I up periscoped it.

by Sporklord February 19, 2011

pervism

The profession of being a perverted person.

You should become a pervism.

by forwardman12 May 15, 2009

Pelvis Grinder

A particularly large, manly, or muscular woman; who, in a sexual encounter, would likely rock your world to the point of causing you bodily harm.

Did you see the chick with the motorcycle that Frank got with? She was a real pelvis grinder, probably broke his junk right off.

by Jdub45 June 12, 2015

Permissioned love

When permission has been taken from someone to love him/her.

Dev 's love story could have been different if it was permissioned love .

by Debopam October 7, 2017

clown pelvis

End result after a girl, wearing WAY too much makeup, gives you head.

I had to scrub my shit for hours after that girl licked me up..I had a mean clown pelvis.

by tbrillz December 8, 2010

publish and perish

That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".

Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...

by chasingtheinfinite October 1, 2018

Pervin

A female Turkish name. A very pretty, sweet trustworthy girl. Loyal and respectful towards everyone she knows. Can be quite shy and timid but can be outgoing if she wants. She’s a very precious and good friend. You should cherish her friendship and affection.

Pervin is a very kind girl

by Chocolate is good November 13, 2018