Towel permanence

The need or desire to use the same towel each time after showering. This may be a favorite towel with sentimental value, or the beach sized one that covers all your parts. This condition is frequently only suffered by one member of a family, causing much frustration upon finding that someone else has used "your" towel.

Boy: "Mom, where's my green towel?"
Mom: "It's in the wash, hon. I used it to dry off the dog earlier."

Boy: "Damn you, towel permanence. Now I cant shower."

by Apanda January 4, 2010

Permanent Vacation

An euphemism for getting laid off or fired.

That horn dog got away with sexually harassment until one of his targets ratted him out. Now, he’s taking a permanent vacation.

by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021

Permanent Friend

A long term partnership with someone that is ambiguously platonic to outsiders.

It’s an undefinable permanent relationship between two people that is more than friendship, but they aren’t in a ‘relationship’ per se.

It often involves homosexual men, who are somewhat closeted.

Lisa Marie Preslie and Michael Jackson were permanent friends.

by Kezzzzzzzzz June 15, 2023

Permanent Marker

A "cocktail" drink that consists of Jagermeister, Vodka, Tequila and Gin

Do you want to drink a Permanent Marker
No way dude they're fucked

by Poppy Johns February 14, 2021

Permanently Tagged

When someone keeps untagging themselves in a photo on Facebook, You tag them and take a picture of their name being shown on that very picture. Then you upload that new picture and tag them again in the same spot. now they are permananlty tagged !

"yo Max keeps un-tagging himself, how will everyone know its him"
"just get him Permanently Tagged already"
" LMFAo0 , true "

by Cra7ym1k3 March 31, 2010

Semi-permanent

Having a constant semi!

Jesus! My knobs sore, i'm semi-permanent!

by Phonics173 May 10, 2008

permanent smile

Also known as a curb job or curbing. When you force someone to place their open mouth over the edge of a curb, then you stomp the back of their head, causing lovely devastating and even fatal damage to their skull.

"I'm gonna give this guy a permanent smile."

by Meegz January 5, 2004