Cricket Bat Penetration

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.

Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)

by Paddy V June 14, 2007

penile penetration

The act of ramming one's penis really hard into a rectum or vaginal cavity.

"How did his penis break again?"
"Penile penetration."

by penileperpetrator69 July 14, 2019

triple crown of penetration

within any 24 hr period, if you shoot 3 separate loads into 3 separate orifices (mouth, snatch and ass)in no specific order, you have achieved the esteemed "triple crown of penetration"

the "tcop" only pertains to natural orifices

if you create a new orifice and subsequently fuck and nut in that orifice, you are automatically disqualified because you are way to fucked up

It was cold and rainy all weekend, so "insert girlfriends name" and I chilled in, and by the way, I worked a "triple crown of penetration" (the crowd roars)

by buddyluv January 26, 2004

double penetration

Simultanious penetration of a women's vagina and anus by two men

by Dr. Porn September 4, 2003

double penetration

one in the pink and one in the stink

i just got double penetration from these two hot guys!

by dpqueen November 28, 2006

Penetration Specialist

Penetration Specialist; noun, A trained body piercer who is current on methods, piercing, and proper sterilization. A true Penetration Specialist sees body piercing as an art form, not just a job and goes out of their way to help their customers find piercings suitable to their anatomy and lifestyles.

Rock explained to me that the shape of my ear and my construction job made an industrial a risky choice for a body piercing. He did an awesome conch on me instead. He is a real Penetration Specialist!

by Kowulz January 13, 2008

penetration

Penetration is the medical term for the penis entering into the vagina. It's a good way term for talking about sex if one wants to seem mature. Even if you're a dirty little pervert, you'll sound like sex is more than just an emotionless action caused by hormones if you call it 'penetration' rather than 'fucking around,' 'doing it,' etc.

Dude 1: Did you fucked your girlfriend last night?

Dude 2: Penetration occured and I depostited my semen inside of her vagina.

Dude 1: What the fuck? You're a frat boy, you don't talk like that.

Dude 2: I know, but I sure sound mature, don't I?

by Tit For Twat January 31, 2007