penised

To be perceived as a being who has a dick and a testicle

Ashley is a penised human in her friend's eyes

by chan 6969 November 10, 2018

Penisitis

Penisitis is a disease that kids can be born with. It is a disease that causes people to say penis or else they will get very sick and die. The most famous stripper in Africa (Haily Pourneya) was born with this life threatening and heart breaking disease.

Ex. "Did you hear about the new disease, penisitis??"

by Haily pourneya February 8, 2022

penisable

being able to grow multiple penis' and having the power to turn into one.

yo I heard monkeys are penisable

by three_cheers.for.sweet_revenge August 8, 2021

penisizer

1. (noun) Somebody that likes to penisize and does so quite frequently. Can be male or female.

2. (noun) Derogatory term for "homosexual."

1. Dude, he just grabbed my crotch! What a penisizer!

2. Back off, ya penisizer!

by PvtChurch May 9, 2005

Penised

1. to dominate one's tasks
2. to defeat convincingly

1. Sentence: I really penised that test
2. Sentence: Team A penised Team B; the game was never close.

by Daddy_1 April 14, 2010

Penises

To quote Peter. Slang for, "Peter says". Peter knows cool, Peter knows hip.

Leroy - How's that new club downtown?
Deevan - Penises it's fly.

by TSpank July 3, 2003

Penised

(Verb) To penis someone; to smack them anywhere as apunishment for a stupid comment.

Person A: 10 x 10 = 1000 right?
Person B: are you kidding me???
Person A: oooooooh right!! It equals 100
Person B: ::smaks Person A in stomach::
Person C: HAHAHA!! You were penised!!

by Eham June 12, 2005