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Pelvic Kiss

When she puts your dick so far down her throat she kisses your pelvis.
That hooker last night gave me a pelvic kiss so I had to marry her.
by Kenokiss June 5, 2018
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Pelvic Smear

Someone who rubs there pelvis up against something too much
He received a pelvic smear from rubbing his pelvis against the wall!
by Brett January 28, 2005
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Pelvic canal

The sweaty crevice of skin between where the leg and the genitals meet.
There is a terrible odour coming from my Pelvic Canal
by Pbf123 June 23, 2018
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pelvic squat

when one uses ones pelvis as a means to rest their aching legs in aid of vaping the dankest clouds whilst remaining comfortable and "leg stress" free
me and my homies always do pelvic squats while vaping in the rain
by Hos May bru August 24, 2017
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pelvic plop

The pelvic plop is a sexual act achieved by inserting the testicles into the vagina. The pelvic plop derives its name from the iconic sound created by the testicles being propelled out of the vagina by strong contractions of the muscles of the pelvic floor.

The practice is often used as part of foreplay and usually repeated until a state of arousal is reached where the insertion of the scrotum is no longer physically possible due to shriveling.

As exceptional pelvic floor strength is needed to successfully execute a pelvic plop, women* who are able to perform the act are usually much revered and sought-after by their sexual partners.

The pelvic plop is mostly enjoyed by mature men* as certain age-related anatomical changes favor the feasibility of the act. However, given enough flexibility and training also younger men* can appreciate the practice.

Failed attempts at the pelvic plop are typically referred to as plop praecox. The most common source of failure are premature muscle contractions caused by the comicalness of the scene.
We tried the pelvic plop yesterday, but we could not stop laughing. It was hilarious!
She totally pulled of a pelvic plop yesterday. It was amazing!
by Roberto Rogers April 28, 2020
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Pelvic dodium

A red bottle that shakes with use often used to cure hysteria in females analogous to both vaginal mucosa and a dildo
Marjories eyes glazed over. "She's going into a state of hysteria." Said lumox the white alley cat owned by mrs. Maxine Madison. Finkle get the pelvic dodium from the shelf please.
by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021
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Pelvic Distance

When you’re so close to a person that you can pelvic thrust them. The true definition of violating personal space.
“Stop stepbro, you’re violating my Pelvic Distance!”
by Jasian1028 December 29, 2021
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