Mom: You guys like how I cooked those peas?
Dad: Are they peas or beans?
Justin: Beans, I think.
Dad: I thought those were peas.
Joe: That's what you'd call a peen.
Dad: Are they peas or beans?
Justin: Beans, I think.
Dad: I thought those were peas.
Joe: That's what you'd call a peen.
by J. T. Holland September 27, 2006
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by Dontbesadstayrad September 15, 2015
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"Hm? Oh that, yeah I told Mr.Peanut that the kitchen counter isn't the place for that but, as you know, nothing gets through that thicc shell of his."
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by yummysummy February 26, 2019
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