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An alternative/shortened version of the word " Penis "
"Someone just sent me a picture of a peen."

" 'Penis' sounds like a monster. 'Peen' is like a cute lil stuffed animal."

"I got my peen shot off in Nam."
by Dontbesadstayrad August 10, 2015
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