peester

a word that you make it your own, tell it to someone when theyre pissin you off and watch theyre look on theyre faces they wont know what it is trust itll piss them off and youll win the end

stfu kim youre fatass is such a peester

by u already know December 11, 2007

reverse peristalsis

n. the act of vomitting. (Peristalsis being the sequence of muscular contractions that moves food down the esophagus, the reverse of which would bring food up the esophagus.)

Sam drank too much. He's in the bathroom engaging in reverse peristalsis.

by Android March 9, 2005

Penistarian

Someone whose diet consists mainly of Penis. e.g. cock dick

Ever since she started college she has become such a Penistarian.

He joined the army? Yeah, he wanted to be a Penistarian.

by Straadius August 1, 2009

pedistache

thin, wispy mustache of a trench-cloaked pedifile. Note: May have beady eyes.

Look at the pedistache on that creeper!

(At police station) Well.. he was tall, kind of balding, had a pedistache, and normally seen wearing a trench coat. Also frequently seen with small children, candy, and driving a large, unmarked van or ice cream truck.

by Really Creeped Out November 6, 2009

peesturbate

The act of peeing on one's self before or during masturbation.

(Also peesturbating, peesturbation, etc.)

Mmm, I had a hardcore peesturbating session last night!

I heard Dylan likes to peesturbate every few hours.

by Xapphire January 26, 2007

peestipated

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

by John Griffin May 28, 2004

Peepster

The act of looking at something or someone without permission or consent

"you're such a peepster! stop looking at my homework!"

by oiutv December 3, 2014