Dead Peasant

A person, an employee who is subject to a Corporate-owned life insurance that benefits the corporation in case of death of such person.

The term was unknown to general public until it came to light in Michael Moore's film "Capitalism: A Love Story". It may have originated as a reference to profitiring scheme described in Russian 19th century novel "Dead Souls" by Nikolai Gogol.

Ever heard of "dead peasant" insurance policies?

by epicure March 7, 2010

Console Peasant

Altough originally a joke paired with "pc masterrace"(A meme about how better PC gaming is than console gaming is, although not everyone agrees.) used for someone who plays console. It is now more often used for someone who is a fanboy/girl of Consoles and hates PC gaming and will defend it at any cost and would rather have an argument about console vs PC instead of a friendly debate/discussion. Often stereotyped by making dumb arguments with no evidence. Although many PC gamers don't believe all console gamers are like this, just the fanboys/girls. (sorry for possible bad grammar.)

pc gamer- "I prefer PC because of it perfoms better, more fps ETC."
Typical console peasent- "Well actually the human eye cant see more than 0.69 frames a second! Get out you basement dwelling enlist pc mustard race!"
PC gamer- "I was just trying to discuss gaming platforms.. calm down.. Are you a console peasant mate?"

by Ninjalemur May 11, 2016

Peasant

Anyone who isn't Scott Disick

I'm a big star, I don't need to be dealing with you peasants

by Isabelle Fuhrman September 5, 2012

Peasantry

The actions of all those who are not in Labs.

Bro, we don't deal with peasantry here.

by Syscon May 16, 2017

Peasant

A wayward serf. The lowest of the low.

Princess Gwen wouldn't let Peter carry her across the mud because he was a lowly little peasant.

by silhouettesandfiguresstay January 1, 2013

Peasanted

When you have insufficient funds for any type of project you wish to complete

Ah man i'd love to finish restoring that vintage car but my funds have been peasanted !

by littlemainbigworld February 28, 2018

High Peasantry

Being so overwhelmingly peasant-like that it's treasonous to the bourgeois bitch-type. It is a crime punishable by incessant bitch shouting.

Bourgeois-bitch type 1: ''Bitch! What's that rag you're wearing? Are you like one of those peasants now?''
Bourgeois-bitch type 2: ''We find you guilty of High Peasantry. You are now sentenced to bitch shouting.''
Bourgeois-bitch type 1: ''Yaaaaasssss!!!''
Bourgeois-bitch type 2: ''Bitch!''
Bourgeois bitch-type 1: ''Bitch!''
(...)
Random cunt: ''I'm the QUEEN!!!''

by potatosaladqueen October 14, 2016