peanuts

A game played where both players lock fingers in a test of strength to make the other person submit by saying "peanuts"

"you wana play Peanuts?"
"Sure"
"ow ow ow ow PEANUTS!"

by Jonnyjonjonjon October 8, 2007

Peanuts

A small nut commonly sucked on, salty in taste, gets hard when hot and mushy when wet.

Suck my peanuts.

by Groovy October 21, 2003

circus peanuts

The most incredible orange marshmallow peanuts you will ever find in your lifetime.

Barry:Aw, shucks, you stole my circus peanut.

Xaviar:Whateva bitch, I do what I want. I will shove these circus peanuts in my mouth and die of pure happiness.

by Lil Khakis March 15, 2009

Dry Roasted Peanuts

Euph.
One's balls after a particularly rigorous handjob.

My God, that bird tossed me off so hard last night I went home with dry roasted peanuts!

by Mark Nordenstein May 5, 2007

peanuts

Word expressing that a noun is easy or dumb.

Man that test was peanuts.
Dude, your so peanuts.
That concert was peanuts.

by GuitarFreak August 16, 2004

poop peanuts

when you take a shit and it comes out like little plops

dude last night i ate chinese food and this morning i had poop peanuts

by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005

Peanuts

Before kicking a football, the person holding it moves out of the way so you miss, similar to what Lucy did to Charlie Brown.

Don't Peanuts me Joe!

by Andy R. B. December 22, 2008