Pause Not 

Like from Borat, when you say a not joke but instead of just saying NOT at the end you say the pause.

Your shirt is cute pause not.

That's funny pause not.

Borat- This suit is black pause not

Borat Not Joke

Pause Not by Lance Hay February 20, 2009

Pause Theory 

The field of study intended to examine when to apply the word “pause”. The use of the word pause is the social phenomenon where statements that are interpreted to be homosexually suggestive, are swiftly interrupted with “pause”. This is said to maintain order and hold all responsible parties accountable. Another term used in lieu of “pause” can be “ayooo” (also spelled ayeooo).

Person A: Im getting Tired

Person B: Pause !

Person A: You used pause wrong, learn about pause theory

Pause Theory by BowBowBowAyeAyeAye October 3, 2022

pause that 

Someone letting your ass know that you need to just check yoself in general. damn.

"hey man I don't like smoking blunts anymore, I think I will smoke Virginia Slims instead"
"whoa, whao, pause that . . . for real . . . damn"

pause that by whiteflavor April 7, 2003

Pause and toss

To pause a regular movie to a sex scene and masturbate

Pause the movie and toss

My boyfriend likes to pause and toss to the sex scene in Monsters Ball with Hally Berry

Pause and toss by FoxyGrandMom December 9, 2008

Pause porn

While online gaming and surfing porn simultaneously, what you do so as to not get kicked out of a game when the other gamers complain of you being laggy - pausing the streaming porn movie or download so you can pick it up later without losing the story line or the download. A side benefit of pause porn is that you can alway alt+tab your way over to the paused porn for a quick "sneek peek" when the gaming goes through a boring patch...

Dude, you're so laggy, either leave or pause porn please!

Pause porn by Monte B December 29, 2007

pause time 

when a person you are on facetime with (usually a female) goes on pause instead of staying on facetime aka the main reason you called her

me: omg alli get off pause time
her: oh my god

pause time by bryston4 June 13, 2020

Pause Artist 

The art of pausing shows or movies in an appealing way to your fellow viewers (can also be performed as a solo act, but it is more fulfilling when shared with others.) The paused screen is typically an especially absurd face or gesture, but is not limited to other pleasing images such as excessive cleavage or crotch shots. Some people are natural pause artists, but if you practice you can often hone your skill.

(Beth pauses Wendy Williams mid 'how you doin' to get something to drink.)

Jordan: That's a hilarious face.

Beth: I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just a natural pause artist.

Pause Artist by The Real Beth January 12, 2012