When out with people who are drinking/drunk, the person or people on drunk patrol are the people who are keeping them from getting into too much shit, like getting arrested or hurting themselves. Like a designated driver, but for everything.
"While I was out with everyone last night, I had to be on drunk patrol, and someone almost jumped off a bridge but I stopped them."
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"Jerry threw up last night, but I was on drunk patrol so I had to clean it up."
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"Jerry threw up last night, but I was on drunk patrol so I had to clean it up."
by the steve. October 14, 2006
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Prank Patrol: Here we go, we're on a roll
When they strike nobody knows
If you have a point to prove
They'll make a plan and see it through
They'll sign you up to join their crew
Scotty and the ninjas (NINJAS) too
Here we go, come on
Join the Prank Patrol
(Here we go)
Me: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, PRANK PATROL IS ON.
When they strike nobody knows
If you have a point to prove
They'll make a plan and see it through
They'll sign you up to join their crew
Scotty and the ninjas (NINJAS) too
Here we go, come on
Join the Prank Patrol
(Here we go)
Me: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, PRANK PATROL IS ON.
by The liberal cuts guy January 14, 2019
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by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2019
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by MumblesJoesIceCream May 3, 2010
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an amazing person who follows you around and blesses you with PATRONABERRY! (A cocktail made with blueberry vodka Patron and sprite.)
by shandrajomama September 23, 2009
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Troll patroler 1 "Yo your a fucking troll dude"
Troll 1 "Fuck you dont troll my post you god damn troll patroller"
Also see Troll orgy
Troll 1 "Fuck you dont troll my post you god damn troll patroller"
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by Troll Stopper September 7, 2011
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