A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.
They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.
They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.
They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
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A delicacy from Bolton, UK. It is any form of pasty/pie(though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered) barm cake. Available at all good Hampsons & Greenhalgh's stores in Bolton, though elsewhere in the country often requires specific instructions in the construction. You do lose some flavour of the pasty/pie, but you increase the munch factor. Pie barms can also be a messy eat.
Hampsons employee: "Yes cock, what wouldst tha like?"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"
by Lukewithak December 12, 2008
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orig. Peel, Isle of Man
*basically a sh:t car...usually owned by grannies or teenagers*
P.S. There's too many of them here on the Isle of Man...
orig. Peel, Isle of Man
*basically a sh:t car...usually owned by grannies or teenagers*
P.S. There's too many of them here on the Isle of Man...
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds November 9, 2004
Get the pasty warmer mug.A Bolton variant on the wigan kebab. It is any form of pasty (though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered) barm cake. Available at all good Hampsons & Greenhalgh's stores in Bolton, though elsewhere in the country often requires specific instructions in the construction. You do lose some flavour of the pasty, but you increase the munch factor.
Hampsons employee: "Yes cock, what wouldst tha like?"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"
by Lukewithak December 9, 2008
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