Pastied

A state of heavy, verging on ludicrous intoxication.

"Mate I was absolutely pastied last night. Was drinking vodka like it was water.."

by Bradomir September 9, 2016

Pasty

Describing a super hot girl with not pale but "pasty" skin

Dom: Yo Sam did you see that girl!?

Sam: Hell yeah man she was so pasty!!

by squarepocket November 14, 2011

Pasty

pasty is a word that is more extreme than any other. it is the end all be all of words. when you are at a loss of words. pasty is the word you need.

i miss you so pasty!

by juicy stylz April 11, 2011

Pasty

The most favourable referance for a vagina.
Originating from the resemberlance to the top of a cornish pasty

Also see Smashing Pasty

Bloke A: Did u get any last nite?
Bloke B: Yer i totally smashed her pasty :)

by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006

Pasty

(pronounced past-ee)

Another name for a woman's vagina.

"I stayed at Debbie's last night... Smashed her pasty. Wallop!"

by Eradeziel July 24, 2008

Pasty

Pasty (noun) and Pasty (verb)

A Caucasian person...for you slow people, a white person.

Can also be applied to someone that lacks a sufficient tan.

Fucking racist ass pasty motherfucker.

"You pasty bastard; look at you Chuck. You look sick man. You look like you just walked up from ground zero."

Chappelle's Show (Reparations Episode)
Verb usage:

Damn you look pasty as hell.

by Professor Xero December 6, 2009

Pasty

Another name for the womans vagina

'oh my god!! Dave have you seen how nasty, Flora's pasty is??'

by GemmyFizzle October 16, 2006