A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.
I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.
by SenoritaEvita June 15, 2011
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With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.
Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."
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The female version of the males' 'Abuse the noodle'.
To masturbate.
Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.
To masturbate.
Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.
Man: Ahh yeah baby I'm abusing the noodle. Whack your pastry for me.
Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.
Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.
by DeadDolleh June 29, 2009
Get the Whack the pastry mug.He asked me to help him, but there was no way, so I told him "The answer's round, and they come in pairs."
by hamself December 15, 2009
Get the round, and they come in pairs mug.A nice evening at the beach (has to be 65 degrees Fahrenheit so you can see their nipples). A party of 8 walking through the sand barefoot with 7 girls and 1 nicely dressed man who had to do it to em.
by Begonethotticus March 20, 2018
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by mdancer23 November 26, 2013
Get the one true pairing mug.An insult designed to get someone to show some courage. It is given in a direct and coarse manner, that men, but women and men too, can relate to. Also used when describing someone else.
"You need to get a pair and show that you're in charge."
Or, "you need to grow a pair."
Or, "he needs to get a pair and make a decision."
Or, "you need to grow a pair."
Or, "he needs to get a pair and make a decision."
by Wayfarers January 1, 2008
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