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Mind Parasite

an' asshole who keeps spamming "..." in channel 999. From the role playing action game marvel future fight
He's probably autistic at some point
by Sei Hunter August 18, 2019
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Palash

They are kind hearted and precious person with a caring attitude. Sexy by looks and also a caring boyfriend.
Palash is perfect!
by Aammyy3 April 18, 2018
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Panashe

Panashe is a very cool calm collective guy who’s charming. He knows his way around girls and girls love him no wonder why he only dates the gorgeous girls. He’s basically the perfect boyfriend. He’s a good kisser that’ll blow you off your mind. But although he’s all this he’s also a lowkey player but when he gives you his heart know that he’s only into you. So if you ever find a Panashe don’t let him go you’ll regret it.
by Lumblrr February 2, 2019
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bureaucratic parasite

A bureaucrat that wastes money and drains resources from society. They are quite common in countries all over the world.
When a bureaucrat was giving a speech about how much work the government was getting done, I yelled, "Get off the stage you bureaucratic parasite!" They always lie and act like the government is working efficiently.
by BureaucraticParasite February 20, 2017
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Social Parasite

1. One who attaches oneself to another person or group of people solely for the the purpose of raising one's own social status. Unfortunately diagnosis of having a social parasite can be made only after discovering that you have already been used, abused, and drained of all your resources. Once a social parasite has been discovered it quickly moves on and attaches itself to another victim. The cycle continues indefinitely as the parasite never achieves the social status it so badly desires.

2. An organism that attaches itself to an individual or group for the soul purpose of gain. Many social parasites rely on those they attach themselves to. They may also expect "the infected" to do such things as: pay for items being consumed(booze, cigs), chauffeur them around. They might also expect to be housed over night. This may then also go on for up to years.

3. A highly invasive organism that exhibits the minimum number of signs of intelligent life. The de-facto route of infection presents through unprotected social intercourse and concurrent alcohol or substance abuse. The social parasite also exibits a high perpensity to symbiotiaclly attach itself to an unaware host. This method of attachment usually presents itself when the host is exhibiting marked signs of malnurition, irratability, suicidal idealization, and unable to function within normal society. This causes the host to withdrawl from normal social circles and induce psycological self distrruction. This infection can be eradicated by completely disrupting its feeding cycle. Other mehods of eradication include removing any source of intoxicating substances or alcohol from the surrounding area. The social parasite will either detach itself from the host and die or move on to infect another person within the same social circle.
"I woke up this morning and realized I spent $300 last night, didn't get laid, and then found that social parasite still on my couch. He had the nerve to ask me to drop him off a half hour away and then asked for money when he got out of the car."
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hair parasites

one of those dam hairs that random appears on your backpack or clothes for some weird shit you first blame it on the person with the color hair that is closed to you
mikey;how did this get here?? Salvador:chill out it's just one of those hair parasites
by 7uliette_ April 3, 2019
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Paraskavedekatriaphobia

Dude, I have Paraskavedekatriaphobia-- the fear of friday the 13th!!
by krarsrirar February 12, 2009
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