Fucking-Pardon

Abbreviation of the phrase, "I beg your fucking pardon?!" Typically used to respond in a pseudo-polite way to something that was hideously offensive.

"Yo bitch, you got a great pair of titties."
"I beg your fucking-pardon?"

by Spanish Masturbation King October 8, 2009

Pardon my ghetto

A phrase used as a preposition before a speaker delves into full-fledged American Ebonic-English and/or into African-American subject material derived from ghettos.

Pardon my ghetto, but pink lemonade is the new red Kool-Aid

by BlackFrankLuntz November 7, 2012

Partoned

After the Country and Western singer Dolly Parton, who famously said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap", when asked about her appearance. Therefore something which has been Partoned has had a lot of money spent on it and the end result looks rubbish. Particularly house/interior renovations, but also applicable in other contexts.

That house has been Partoned out of all recognition.

That's one Partoned car, mate.

His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.

by Ytuoms June 30, 2018

Parton

To publicly embarrass yourself on social media

Oh no, you’ve had a Parton there.

by Randy2412 April 29, 2019

recursive parsonym

An acronym contained within an acronym and which is the same as the original acronym.

GNU is an acronym for "GNU's Not Unix." When the derivative acronym is expanded, the original acronym is repeated indefinitely. (Computer and Information Science)

"Yeah, and then he says to me, 'Did you notice that "GNU" is a recursive parsonym?'" "Like I give a f***." "What a flake."

by dreadsocks December 17, 2007

dolly parton

A blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around American institution whose gargantuan bra size is surpassed only by her astounding musical talent. Has won a gazillion or so Grammys and has sold nearly as many records.

Hey, that's Dolly Parton singin' on the "Hee-Haw"

by MRT2 October 7, 2006

PARON BOMB

A PARON BOMB is a cocktail comprised of Crispin Hard Cider, and Captian Morgan rum. The captain is dropped into the Crispin, and chugged like a man. Its enjoyment level crosses somewhere between a sex on the beach and a strike out. I hope thats vague. You need your own experience, it's original, it's new, and it's for you. Its a great drink to order when YOU'RE in charge of ordering- it will make you look more like man- an original man. Not some YouTube sensation ordering Jäger Bombs. The only thing the PARON bomb shares is the clink clank of the glasses dropping. Cheers.

Naive Man 1: hey dude, order us something good, maybe a shot?

*orders

Genius Man 2: here, this is a PARON BOMB.

Naive Man 1: My life now begins.

by AHWINSBUSH April 17, 2011