Parasociac

A play off the word “parasocial” and “maniac”

A person who is way too loyal, obsessed with a online character/celebrity/ etc, to the point where they will defend them no matter what happens, if it were a rape allegation, they would call the victim a liar when it wasn’t even proved to be fake yet. If it were a video feed of the online character beating a newborn, it would be “oh just a episode”.
You can see where this is going.

Tarkina: I don’t care what he did! It’s not my problem, if you unsubbed you are a fake!
Bob: bro, you a damn parasociac, it’s called having morals

by IACNESS133 July 15, 2025

Parasocialitis

An illness a person suffers after constantly shipping people who are streamers/celebrities and have no connection to said streamer.

Look at Convickt, he has parasocialitis.

by JaceLSD July 19, 2025

parasocial relationship

A one-sided emotional attachment that a content consumer develops towards a creator or influencer, often facilitated by the creator's efforts to appear relatable and authentic.

She felt like she really knew him, even though it was just a parasocial relationship—those vlogs made it seem like they were best friends!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Bumping Parasols

A euphemism for lesbian goth sex.

Ophelia & Willow are totally bumping parasols. *gasp*

by DisasterWeenie July 28, 2019

Planetary parasol

A huge planetary huge undertaking to build a collosally sized radiation deflection shield in space capable of deflecting an extra suns rays should one pop out behind a cloud of cosmic dust as our solar system flys ever forward along it's mysterious course.

Glad we knew we might need a bloody planetary parasol as well as a new everything else..

True civilisations of their number could deal with the need for a planetary parasol with ease.

by Rilighan April 3, 2020

ragazza paradiso

Just dumb

x: hello
ragazza paradiso: !!!!
x: what?
ragazza paradiso: *ignores*

by elveslur February 2, 2025