Parachute Pussy

When you have not got laid in so long you're ready to make a booty call to someone you normally wouldn't have sex with but it's better than a hooker.

Bro, I broke down and pulled the ripcord on my Parachute Pussy last night. It's been so long I almost went to the Rub and Tug.

Parachute Pussy by Lance Pimpstrong October 10, 2015

Parachute pizza 

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.

(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.

Parachute pizza by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017

parachute tampon 

1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.

"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."

parachute tampon by the fresh maker May 6, 2009

Parachute Pants 

A rather torn up vagina that has been pounded so many times it now resembles a pair of parachute pants. Also, See: Wizards Sleeves

1: Look at that hottie!
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.

Parachute Pants by Windowless April 18, 2010

parachute in 

When a guy is about to have sex with a girl and instead of going in dry, he uses a condom.

Hey David, Im about to parachute in on Lindsey tonight at prom.

parachute in by GrimReaper420 April 20, 2010

parachute titties 

When a woman or a man has really fatty saggy boobs, that could be used as parachutes. usually if someones over weight.

Girl one: eew.
Girl two: what?
Girl one: you've got really bad parachute titties.
Girl two: dont expect me to help you when we fall off a cliff.

parachute titties by Moo moomahmah November 14, 2009

parachute pants 

Toight pants with lots of zippers that were originally made out of parachute material. MC Hammer pants!

U Can't Touch these parachute pants (Sorry, it's cheesy)

parachute pants by moongunk November 7, 2004