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Digital Poppy Seed

When your last Tweet, away message, GChat status or Facebook status is wrong.
When "Happy Independence Day!!" is your away message on July 6th, it sticks out like a Digital Poppy Seed.
by icwish July 15, 2009
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Abused Puppy Syndrome

A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:

-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling
Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!

Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.
by hoboace October 21, 2007
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puppy smuggler

to have very huge and very perky titties........
swelling a small shirt with massive boobs.....

knockers too big for common clothes......
Roxx was wearing a little shirt which made her a class 10 puppy smuggler.

That chick not only has great pigtails but she is smuggling puppies as well.......rock on chicky.....rock on.
by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008
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Papp Smear

When paparazzi and the media selectively use negative photos and/or stories of celebrities in an effort to manipulate public opinion of that celebrity.
Lisa: Oh my god, can you believe that Papp Smear of Jennifer Love Hewitt when she was on vacation in Hawaii?

Allison: Ooh, that’s gross!

Lisa: No, I mean the photos that showed supposedly how fat her butt was, when she’s really a size 2?

Allison: Oh yeah. That was pretty obnoxious of the paparazzi and TMZ, but typical.
by Mrstz October 14, 2010
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POPPY SAPIENS

"you chube"s or "tiktok"s or some other digital media's -very popular- influencer who has tons and tons of followers.
Loren Gray is the post-modern sapiens, the Poppy Sapiens
by kelamist May 5, 2020
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Puppy Surprise

An act of sexual intercourse involving two women and one man. The man must first be wearing a strap-on dildo facing behind him. He must position one women in front of him and one behind him. This allows him to penetrate both women simultaneously.
Them girls was beggin' for that puppy surprise.
by Miami Mike January 16, 2006
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Poppy Seed Bagel

The best food in the entire world. Could be a problem for the police though...
Police: Step out of the vehicle please!
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!

*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*
by MulluM April 17, 2017
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