A Facebook Pandemic, is an epidemic of infectious postings that are spreading through the facebook populations across a large region; for instance a continent, or even worldwide.
1) Bob: D*mn, someone started another Facebook Pandemic with the posting of Bra colors.
2) Ted: Did you see the latest Facebook Pandemic?
Mike: No, what is it this time?
Ted: Everyone is posting the Urban Dictionary
definitions of their names....
2) Ted: Did you see the latest Facebook Pandemic?
Mike: No, what is it this time?
Ted: Everyone is posting the Urban Dictionary
definitions of their names....
by Elroy the Great February 04, 2010
Compact manner of referring to the coupling of two national crises, the Coronavirus Pandemic and the Opioid Pandemic.
I hesitantly ventured on foot into the downtown area of the rural Northern California town and witnessed the tragic impact of the Copioid Pandemic.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 09, 2020
When a female has been quarantined for too long with no action and her walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: Ugh I couldn’t even get my tampon in
B: Gurl you got that pandemic pussy!
A: Day 6969 with no action, I’ve officially got pandemic pussy
B: Fr my pussy went back to the factory settings
B: Gurl you got that pandemic pussy!
A: Day 6969 with no action, I’ve officially got pandemic pussy
B: Fr my pussy went back to the factory settings
by Dada’s Abode April 18, 2020
When your luck is normally shit but like some messed up version of Freaky Friday, you hit pay dirt when everyone else’s world goes to hell in a hand basket.
“New clients, money back on taxes, and a new man... Smitty sure is have a good run of Pandemic Luck!”
by Mama Skinny May 22, 2020
Having a fuzzy memory, including not remembering details or having a skewed timeline, due to being socially isolated or quarantined during a pandemic
I wish I could remember what day it was but I have pandemic brain. I haven't left my house in a week!
by swans1ok April 07, 2020
A newly discovered widespread disease with over 1000 confirmed cases. All victims share the same symptoms first starting with partial blindness and then an urge to burrow needlessly. Eventually the victim will lose its mind and burrow underground until they starve themselves.
by Denny Molden October 23, 2014
by De_Beeron January 08, 2018