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pancho villa

a group of 5 or more mexicans wearing panchos and getting drunk.
jesus: ey essay, jew going to da pancho villa tonight?
miguel: ya essay yo tiene el cervesa!
by cabeza con quesa August 22, 2011
mugGet the pancho villamug.

pancho bitch

1.)Someone who interferes with criminal activity. Usually cops or security guards
Some pancho bitch just caught me sneeking around the employees only room.
by alsdfasdfsdfasdf October 24, 2005
mugGet the pancho bitchmug.

Pancho Villa

When a girl shits on your dick when you stick some beefy beef in her taco
I gave billy bob a pancho villa last night, there was shit all over his dick after he came in me
by Cockpushupskid69 January 29, 2009
mugGet the Pancho Villamug.

Pancho's Comedy Night

n. An event held every Monday night at Pancho's Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California in which a small hypoglycemic man-child hosts a show filled with national-touring-headlining comedians, up-and-coming young comedians, and hot girls the host gives stage time to in order to get their phone numbers.
"Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can go on a Monday night that has a comedy show with margaritas, mexican food, a male bartender with a pony tail, a bunch of fresh-off-the-press divorcees, young college girls, hilarious comedians, prank phone calls, jalepeno margaritas, cervesas, people passing out making the host call 911 from stage, Phil Jackson dining off to the side, young talented comedians finding their voice, beer chug-offs, sing-alongs, dance offs, impressionists, musical comedians, the six flags guy, drinking games, pregnant hostesses, balloons, sombreros, pinatas, and giant fish hanging from the ceiling?"

"Pancho's Comedy Night."
by Elmira17 March 1, 2014
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A Mexican general of the early 19th century who stole from the rich to give to the poor. He was hated by rich Mexicans and most Americans, but was considered a role model by middle class and lower class Mexicans. He worked with another general named Emiliano Zapata who was equally praised. He once had some problems with the U.S. government and went into a town in Texas where he killed 7 Americans to prove his point. He was never found by the American Government. He is like a Mexican version of Robin Hood. Since then any Mexicans named Francisco(such as myself) were nicknamed "Pancho" to commemorate him.

It is in your high school history text books, morons.
Jose: Man, you are so lucky to have been named Francisco. General Francisco "Pancho" Villa was such a badass.

Francisco: I know man. I am loving every minute of it.
by SamuraiPancho0412 April 7, 2010
mugGet the General Francisco "Pancho" Villamug.

Pancho Villa Slip n' slide

When 2 spanish people have raunchy sex on a child's slip-n-slide, while it's in use by children.
Stacey started crying when Jose' humped Mary on her front lawn.
by Nick December 21, 2004
mugGet the Pancho Villa Slip n' slidemug.

Pancho

Someone who has a mega dong and mega skills in everything they are so good at everything that people don’t think he’s human
Jeez how is Pancho doing that
by Bigburd November 22, 2021
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