Patches Dream’s Cat

Patches is the bestest cat ever. No one likes her owner but everyone thinks that Patches is fucking awesome !!!!

— Have you seen Patches Dream’s cat?
— Oh yeah!! She's the coolest cat ever!
— I know, right!

by anonymous February 14, 2022

Punches to Ground

When the Canadian King sees someone threatening his little alpha cutie.

Person 1: Hey you get lost!
Person 2: Hey don’t talk to alpha like that. “Baddie”
Person 1: Whatcha gonna do about it?
Person 2: This! *Punches to Ground* “Baddie”

by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023

Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.

M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.

by papa patches June 1, 2023

I’m rolling with the punches

To change and adapt with the changes around or even with a new situation

A: Hey! I haven’t seen you in a long time!
B: My schedule changed, so I’ve been working nights and weekends. But, I’m rolling with the punches and adapting!

by Farzane May 1, 2021

eat your punches

to take your punch in the mouth

"i want to punch you"

"i'll eat your punches and break your neck

by eboehm February 13, 2017

pinches

A way to say bitches. Usually used by Latinos.

Como estas, pinches?

by Benji B. September 19, 2006

Panchos

Drama; Causing Drama; Unecessary; An Excessive Amount Of; A Ruckus.

Robert: Her ex-boyfriend showed up at her house at 3am knocking on her windows!

Scott: Thats Panchos!
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Jimmy: Bill was causing panchos at the game.

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Carl: That lady brough her 4 dogs into the store...
Lenny: panchos!

by EST3BAN July 26, 2007