PAF

Presidential As Fuck.

Trump's desire to bring back the automotive industry by relaxing EPA regulations is #PAF

by Onarga January 24, 2017

PAF

Pain in the Ass Fee

I added a 10% PAF to that customer's invoice as a charge for their annoying behavior.

by Pangaea360 September 2, 2016

Paf

Pretentious art fiddler.

Pretentious artist craving attention/money/recognition for something otherwise insignificant.

-A pretentious artist whom believes that they deserve praise for making a piece of artwork/content/song, no matter how basic and copy pasted their style or idea is, be it anything from a basic stickman or some manga dude in a head lock.
They often feel the need to promote themselves in public areas, forums or in other ways feel relevant.

Example from Facebook: Yeah, 'try me'. Try me to stop me from dragging your non- crediting soul to the underworld were reposters who don't link to the source belongs. I drew this, don't be disrespectful.

Normal person: Don't be such a paf, might as well just repost and meme it without giving you the attention you crave.

by Zahkrosis June 4, 2021

PAF

Phat Ass Forte, this abbreviation is in reference to a kid named forte, who has a phat ass. (it’s crazy plump)

Damn, look at PAF (phat ass forte) go, i mean that shit claps when he walks.

by joecrenshaw November 20, 2023

paf

When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-

by T-7 April 7, 2009

PAF

Acronym for Phony As Fuck

“You can always tell when a girl is being PAF, b/c she’s too nice to be believed.”

by Chrissy13 May 18, 2018

PAFS

Acrynom for Pussy Ass Faggit Shit. Can be used to describe a person (you are such a PAFS) or to describe a situation (that is PAFS).

Tom: I think I'm going to get a big mac meal with a diet coke.

Kevin: Dude, that is some PAFS

Tom: You're right, I'll get a regular coke.

by sick weapon August 23, 2011