sexually philanthropic 

Attending to your sexual partner's needs like they are a starving Ethiopian child.

Butt stuff is very sexually philanthropic because it makes my boyfriend feel good, but I don't particularly enjoy it.

Sexual philanthropy is a great way to give back to the community.

sexually philanthropic by sexualjumanji December 21, 2016

Philanthrapist 

An incredibly good looking man or woman who rapes a more unfortunate looking person as an act of good will.

Brad Pitt raped my cousin days after her horrific wheat thresher accident. He wasn't even phased by her Downs Syndrome! That man is a true philanthrapist.

Philanthrapist by jonassteele October 23, 2012

Philanderopist 

A person who is known to fuck a lot of ugly girls as charity.

Even though he gets some A-Grade pussy, Amrit can often be quite a philanderopist.

Philanderopist by TheTipsyPig December 22, 2013

Philanthropia 

An as yet make-believe entirely electronically walled land mass occupied solely by the ultra-wealthy where the currency is endless giving and sponsorship and where generosity is as common as breathing because nobody needs anything from anyone because everybody has what they need so it all just gets redistributed somehow and nobody really gives a rat’s ass because they know they will all be pampered beyond belief until their last dying breath.

If you think Philanthropia would be paradise with all of those other wealthy assholes then I think you should move there right away!

Philanthropia by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023

philandthropist 

A wealthy married man who, while probably being somewhat parsimonious to his own wife/children, offers financal assistance to other women in return for their sexual favors.

I hear that Mr. Jones is thought of as a real sugar daddy by a lot of ladies, but he makes his own family shop at Goodwill, so I see him as just a philandthropist.

philandthropist by QuacksO February 20, 2014

philandropist 

A guy who sleeps around with lots of girls which in his opinion is a service to womenkind. Other guys envy him.

Colin Farrell is a philandropist.

philandropist by Nic Z May 30, 2008

Phallanthropist 

A woman so attractive that she gives away wood to every man near her.

That blond at the bar with the bullseye tramp-stamp is a phallanthropist.

Phallanthropist by badrear June 23, 2010