Ottawa

Ottawa is boring.

Nancy: I am so tired, I haven't slept well in weeks, this constant excitement is wearing me down!

Frank: Have you tried moving to Ottawa?

by Ralph Malph February 5, 2004

University of Ottawa

A bilingual university in the capital city of Canada, Ottawa, Ontario. Commonly mistaken with Ottawa University in Ottawa, Kansas by rival school Carleton University.

Much better school with a higher admission average than Carleton University. Actually has a football team, Law School, and Medical School, unlike Carleton.

Nice campus in a central, downtown location on most main bus routes within the city. Within walking distance to the Rideau Centre, Byward Market, Parliament Hill, Spark Street Mall and most tourist locations in the city.

Colours are Garnet and Grey, which lead to the choosing of their mascot, the noble Gee Gee. The Gee-Gee, which is the first horse out of the gate in a race, was adopted as the University of Ottawa brand initially to appeal to both the anglophone and francophone student populations. Since the initials “GG” can be used to describe the school colours, garnet and grey, in both languages, the nickname stuck.

O-T-T-A-W-A C'est ou ça? C'est ou ça?
Université d'Ottawa, l'Université canadienne. University of Ottawa, Canada's university.

by chronicallyironic January 7, 2012

Ottawa

Worse city in canada

Ottawa sucks

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

Ottawa, Illinois

A town that doesn’t deserve an urban dictionary definition but whatever. Famous for poisoning women with radium, weed in happy meals and a student strike on the removal of the trade’s class at OTHS. Mike Rowe responded to said student strike. About the only time the town was referred to positively.

Mike Rowe referred to Ottawa, Illinois once.

by QuantumPiss May 28, 2018

ottawa senators

The Ottawa Senators... The team that defines glory and perseverence. The Senators were the one of the first teams to be in the NHL in 1917. The team was founded in 1893. The Senators have won 9 Stanley Cups in 1909,1910 twice, 1911 twice 1920,1921,1923 and 1927. There name was the Ottawa Silver Seven back in the years of 1900-1908. They were the 3rd team in NHL history to win the Lord Stanley Cup. The first team in history... The Winnipeg Victorias in 1900. Yet the team folded in 1934, They came back in the 1991-1992 as an expansion class with the Tampa Bay Lightning. The Senators first playoff experience, 1997-1998 against the New Jersey Devils. They won the Presedent's Trophy in 2002-2003 with a team high 113 points in the Eastern Division. So...This defenition of the Ottawa Senators is probably the best one out there in the world

There is a team that is great then the Toronto Maple Leafs or the Montreal Canadiens, it's the Ottawa Senators

by Mackenzie "Max" December 8, 2006

University of Ottawa

A university in Ottawa, Canada, where all the pretentious kids go. Unlike its rival, Carleton University, it has no green space, an overrated French program, and a terrible engineering faculty.

You go to the University of Ottawa? Interesting, I am also a boring person.

by Roger Connah November 12, 2019

Ottawack

Ottawack is the Capital City of Canada, located in the South Western region of the Province of Ontario.

Ottawack is formally refered to as "Ottawa".
However due to the high concentration of cubicleonians,suburbanites and Ottawa's World Class Wackness of a city, Garmamie has formally and appropirately renamed Ottawa as "OTTAWACK".

A tiny village within a valley of fortified Suburbian Colonies.

This village is so lame, everyone is either a suit wearing cubicleonian or a sub-urban doomdays dwelling suburbanite...we must be in the Valley of Wackness. Yes indeed we must be residing in OTTAWACK Ontario Canada!

by Garmamie April 6, 2006