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ortographobia

Uncanny fear of spelling mistakes. You shit your pants whenever you try to spell a tough word like rhythm or psycho or weird or handkerchief or conscience because you fear you may spell it incorrectly. How little do you realize that noone gives a damn about spelling anymore? Let's just say that the siyko's weerd rithmic hangkarchif iz conshinse and call it a day, hm?
Man: I have ortographobia and I fear misspelling words.
Woman: I have ortographilia and misspelled words turn me on.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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ortho

abraviation for orthodontist. (dental work)
i went for ortho today and i got braces
by baby-girl69 November 19, 2003
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Ortho Dump

Refers to an admission that ends up on the medicine service because the ortho resident is either (a) too lazy, (b) doesn't know how to manage blood pressure and diabetes, or (c) doesn't want to do an H&P and discharge summary
I have an ortho dump for you. 39 year old female with hip fracture. Ortho wants medicine to admit because she may have medical problems but they're not sure
by Dr. Feelgood2010 November 26, 2010
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ortographilia

When misspelled words turn you on, give you an erection, make you horny, induces masturbation, etc and etc.
Last night, urban dictionary got me so horny. I came hard to all the misspelled words as I have ortographilia.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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Orthobro

An Eastern Orthodox Christian male within the Millenial or Generation Z age cohorts. Usually a convert from Protestant or a disillusioned Roman Catholic background. Often seen sporting a beard while maintaining a muscular physique. Shitposts against perceived heretical forms of Christianity, drawing on quotes from theological treatises, and usually has an overabundance of Orthodox iconography on his social media. Tends to be rigidly conservative, often to the point of supporting a return to monarchical forms of government. Although often involved in incessant online arguments with fellow Orthobros over theology and the limited dating pool of Eastern Orthodox Christians females, a deep camaraderie exists between them.
The Orthobros bestowed the title of 'king' on one another as they gleefully left scathing remarks on Dr. Taylor Marshall's YouTube channel, condemning his visions of the Papist church's milkers as prelest.
by OrthodoxSpearIt February 24, 2021
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Orobo

by Dukes86 April 30, 2009
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orthostatic hypotension

This is basically when you're laying in your bed and then you yeet off of it and stand up on the ground and all of a sudden your vision starts to see yellow blurry spots and you have a light headache and it feels like you're tripping on mushrooms but you're all fine in dandy in like 3 seconds
person: *gets up from bed* *sees yellow blurry spots and gets a headache*
person: "wtf is happening
brain: it's called orthostatic hypotension you fucking idiot
by tyronecoachella February 21, 2019
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