Optessimist

1. Being in-between: not fully a pessimist, and not fully an optimist either; the sweet spot.

Davis: "I know, I'm such a pessimist."

Kat: "I'm an optessimist, so sometimes I'll think that everything I do is wrong, but other times I'll just be happy for the future and what comes next. Beat that."

by nesbolin! April 18, 2011

Obtuse Nigga

A LARGE NIGGA

Warrior:Obtuse Nigga we come to fight you!
Squire:Why did you summon him we will all die!

by The True Obtuse Nigga February 28, 2019

Ortus

One of four consortiums in Hwa Chong Institution, better than all the rest consortiums at languages, mostly China People. Symbol of consortium looks like an E, and often put GA in front. Often pronounced as otters, people think they are mermaids of Hwa Chong Instituition

This asshole must be from ortus, no wonder he so GAE

by Yang rui shu gfkl March 25, 2021

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

optuse

a biggety person. somebody who thinks there shit dnt stink.

dude robert ur so optuse. u suck. ur not that great

by J"truth" January 24, 2009

obtusive relationship

Neither party really cares about the other, but they stay together because it's easier than breaking up.

I'm in an obtusive relationship because she just won't breakup with me.

by ohmygodimasian April 17, 2014

Optosexual

A person without sexual attraction until choosing to be sexually attracted, specific to individuals

or

An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction

Abby could be interested in anyone she chose, because she is optosexual.

by Mandragoran871 April 16, 2020