onion dick

a penis that is too big and too hard that it makes a girl cry.

Antonio's onion dick made Jess cry in pain.

by welovepenis123 December 4, 2016

onionskinning

Onionskinning is the layer upon layer of red tape and intervening clerks or gatekeeper, that now surround virtually everybody of big business or political importance in our modern world. Its initial purpose was to protect such elite individuals, from public intrusions that actually were a complete waste of time or money, which the top echelon people surrounded themselves with Onionskinning to avoid, but it can also be a complete blocking of useful interaction with the general public, or also dead stop any vital information or new ideas from reaching them today.

Bob had a great idea to solve the global warming problem, but no matter what institute he sent or snail-mailed it to, he was unable to pierce the massive Onionskinning of all of the world's biggest institutes and organizations, to get their leaders to even READ it!

by Techrex February 25, 2018

Glass Onion

Originating from the Beatles song "Glass Onion" off their 1968 self-titled, or "white" album, the term was believed to mean a glass-lidded coffin by the followers of the Paul is Dead conspiracy.
The real meaning of the song is that people were over-analyzing the Beatles' lyrics.
A glass onion is something that would have layer after layer peeled away, only to realise that it was transparent all along.

Lookin' through a glass onion.

by t3h1337f00l August 27, 2006

Brown Onion

The least attractive female of a group of females.

Whoa... Hen's Night. Look at all those Peaches!

And one Brown Onion.

by Lord_Cunnington November 22, 2011

Onyon

a heavy onyon about 6 lbs. onyon is not and onion don't mistake the two cause onyon is the better one

cut the onyon in half for layers of onyon

by me//great//u//not May 23, 2019

French Onion

When you dive into a gorgeous ass on a hot chick, you know the one that's like an onion and makes ya wanna cry, but you end up encountering a smelly, sweaty, mung bunghole and you have no choice but to retreat.

Joe picked up a hot chick at the bar and took her home for some hot drunken sex. He went down to eat da booty but encountered a French Onion and after gagging asked her to go shower first.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Cooking onions

When someone has a bad body odor.
When someone’s armpits smell like onions.

Guy 1 : “Bro do you smell that?”
Guy 2 : “Yeah, I think sam is cooking onions”

by Tangy bbq sauce March 13, 2020