Love On Tour

Or "Live On tour" is the Name of Harry Style's shows tour.

Ir you're a Harrie you really want go to the Love On Tour!

(Like me)

A: Hey i get tickets for the love On tour!

B: Omg! I hate you so much right now!

A: I know 😏

by Sweetcheeks28 September 6, 2021

d-tour

Having sex.

Where's Kadie?

Oh, she's taking a d-tour, she'll be back soon.

by d-tourkadie December 16, 2011

bro-touring

A hopped up muscle car used to go to the bars and clubs, driven by a "bro" mostly likely wearing axe body spray, polo shirt collar popped, and drinking some kind of sparkly energy drink.

Dude, let's all hop into the Dodge, light up a blunt, and do some bro-touring downtown!

by jediracer October 22, 2012

Tour Life

A phrase, that also doubles as a hashtag, is often used by wannabe musicians who buy their way onto a larger band's tour because they don't have any real fans of their own, besides the thirty friends and family who like their social media posts. "Tour Life" is also used by talentless girls who seek out and date well known musicians and take over their band so they can push their own celebrity agenda.

Bob: "Did you see that douche Andy from the band "Butt" spent his inheritance money to buy onto that huge MegaLife concert?"
John: "Yeah, and he posted sweaty pics of himself standing in front of MegaLife's crowd and used the hashtag #TourLife to show how big of a rockstar he thinks he is.

Bill: "Kristine's boyfriend's band 'EnergyGuy4000' isn't allowed to tour without her band 'Elbow Hi Rat' as the opener. And since they always follow her rules and do what she says, she makes sure to take a tired pic of herself on their tour bus and captions it with "Tour Life" to show how hard she worked for her place in the industry.

Tom: "So that's how she does it."

by dwerner June 2, 2018

Mystery Tour

A drinking binge with several friends noramlly lasting for several hours

"Hawke poured whiskey into two more mugs. Jack Prouduced a fifth of Vodka. Murphy had a half pint of scotch and several small cans of sardines packed in olive oil, as well as a box of crackers. An hour later they were giggling and the mystery tour was well on its way."

by dadgad8 December 2, 2011

warped tour

an all day long concert consisting of 50+ amazing bands, sweating, moshing & crowd surfing. honestly? nothing could be better.

- So how was warped tour?

- Awesome: I got kicked, punched, landed on. You know ..

- And that was fun?

- HELL YES

by Kate S September 27, 2005

poverty tour

Poverty tourism, also known as slum or ghetto tourism, is a type of urban travel undertaken by individuals from developed nations to observe poverty-stricken areas, mostly in underdeveloped or developing nations. This type of travel generally consists of guided tours around urban impoverished areas

Those wanna-be InstaBitches went to Detroit on a poverty tour to see how the "poor" live.

by Lily Waters November 6, 2021