Macky on the rocks

derived from ancient times in hull "macky on the rocks" is a term used to describe a hull man and his hessle road prostitute on the rocks at hessle foreshore

Macky on the rocks again last night, he loves them hessle road lasses

by Bait needle January 5, 2021

Fupa On The Rocks

Pounding dead pussy

Jeff: Hey you want Fupa On The Rocks
Bill: What’s that?
Jeff: Pounding dead pussy

by ILoveTaxFraud69 October 30, 2023

suck the socks on the rocks

When you se some juicy white socks sitting on the rocks and suck them.

Joe: Should I suck the socks on the rocks?
Bill: Of course you should.
Joe: Alright da- man.

by greenmeenyo August 27, 2022

penedlove on the rocks with no ice

When a man introduces sharp jagged stones into his urethra, and is then fellated by a polar bear which then swallows the stoney jizz and dies of asphyxiation, and after having died is violently raped by the man. Amen.

popid pos pops popis si no porque?

by popis....SI! August 13, 2004

dripple on the rocks

Where one freezes an alcoholic beverage to his or her nipples/tits for it to be sucked/licked off.

Bartender: "What'll it be?"
You: "I'll have a dripple on the rocks."

by Knotsea September 16, 2006

Scotch on the rocks

When someone urinates on a man's testicles.

I was at Alfie's last night, and Harry gave me a lovely scotch on the rocks before bed

by Scotch on the rocks May 11, 2014

Swedish Friday on the Rocks

"Swedish Friday on the Rocks" is a procedure with intricate sexual acts on which the male and the female perform grotesque and vile tasks during sexual intercourse. The first act will be drinking 1-2 liters of water (may be tap, compacted, toilet, etc.) and waiting 2-4 hours for the urination process to commence. During this time, the female has the optional opportunity to purchase a nose plug or another type of plug. The female may use other commonplace objects (such as a cork, a rubber stopper, etc.). Once the urination process begins, the male plays the role of the "urinator", in which he controls all of his urine to curve its trajectory, thereby landing snuggly into the nostril(s) of the female, or the "urinatee".

Once the urination is finished, the female holds her head and neck backwards (65°-90°) while the male stands (either on or off the bed), masturbating until stopping to ejaculation. While the male ejaculates, he attempts to land all of his ejaculate into the female's navel, AKA the "belly button". After landing his ejaculation, the female must then carefully and confidently transfer the urine flown into her nostril earlier, and into the female navel. The male must then obtain a cup or glass. The origination of "Swedish Friday on the Rocks" suggested by Swedish paupers and now Swedish millionaires, recommends that the male should obtain a shot glass that holds 0.5-1 oz.

For our conception, I think we'll just do Swedish Friday on the Rocks.

by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014