brown omelette

When one person poops into his/her hand and rubs it into partners vagina.

My girlfriend slapped me after I gave her a brown omelette.

by HermanButt December 2, 2017

Egg Omlet

The vagina after sex when filled with semen and vaginal juices.

Carl banged his girlfriend Judy until he blew his hot load in her pussy. Afterward, he went down and ate her delicious Egg Omlet.

by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009

Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.

- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'

by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014

Omelefy

Omelefy (verb): The act of fucking a chick so hard and for so long that you turn her previously perfect little pussy into something resembling a raw omelette.

Zach - "Dude, have you fucked that hot bitch who keeps staying over your place yet?...."

Heath - "Nah man,... She's just a cock teasing little blue balls enforcer... If i ever do get the chance, i'm gonna absolutey omelefy her!"

by Gashsmasher777 February 24, 2010

OMGLEE

Used after The fox show Glee. Instead of saying Gods name in vain, you say Glee.

"OMGLEE this show is hilarious"
"OMGLEE you are such a gleek lol!"

by ECN42493 September 10, 2009

omlet

Extremely disgusting, yet halarious sexual name for when a guy is getting head and when he busts in the girls ear and folds it over.

"My girlfriend dumped me because i gave her an omlet."

by Donnie November 15, 2004

omelerrhea

literal defintion: diarrhea caused by binging on omelettes.

abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper

cop: young lady, what exactly do you intend to do with all that eggland's best and charmin extra soft?

guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....

by YoQueefa&Gayjus May 18, 2009