"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.
When ur hella excited so u say: Yaba daba si si i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee cuz ayee oh i
by Mano mano mano July 07, 2022
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by Heartsforyouandyou February 04, 2025
Oh my god I am so pissed
by WorseThanHitler November 01, 2020
Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.
by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 06, 2024
oh snap i gotta get outta here the volcano is erupting
by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 21, 2022