No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.
by C-Mills December 1, 2010
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Their being offended is deeply and inheirently offensive to me! I demand you recognize my victimhood and give me what I want now!
by esmith512 November 29, 2007
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your next door neighbor.
he gives kids free candy out of the back of his windowless van and asks them what their mom is wearing today and when their dad is coming home from work. the sex offender may also be seen hiding in a tree with a pair of binoculars and a camcorder.
by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014
Get the sex offender mug.1)Comedian turned salesman that hypnotizes you with his eyeball.
2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop
2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)
3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS
2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop
2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)
3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS
"Hi, I'm Vince Offer! I sale ShamWow and Slap Slop chopper that chops nuts and all sorts of stuff!
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"It sells itself"
"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"
Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"It sells itself"
"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"
Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"
by BillyMays March 31, 2009
Get the Vince Offer mug.VERB: To present something for someone to accept or decline at their own free will.
NOUN: An proposition to perform or give something if someone wishes so.
NOUN: An proposition to perform or give something if someone wishes so.
VERB: "I have nothing to 'offer' you other than this money."
NOUN:. "He refused my 'offer' to help him pay for it."
NOUN:. "He refused my 'offer' to help him pay for it."
by leb199079 February 25, 2019
Get the Offer mug.1.make someone an offer and give them the choice of accepting and living, or refusing and dying. Taken from "The Godfather" trilogy.
2. Same as above, but instead of killing them, you take(kill) something or someone very dear to them.
2. Same as above, but instead of killing them, you take(kill) something or someone very dear to them.
The band-leader refused to let Johnny Fontane out of his contract, so Don Corleone made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
by Sarge February 13, 2005
Get the make you an offer you can't refuse mug.Mel Gibson: No offense, but you people are all a bunch of greedy money grabbing, bagel eating piece of shit Jews!
Jews: That was rather offensive
Jews: That was rather offensive
by erection_infection December 19, 2013
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