1)Comedian turned salesman that hypnotizes you with his eyeball.
2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop
2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)
3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS
2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop
2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)
3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS
"Hi, I'm Vince Offer! I sale ShamWow and Slap Slop chopper that chops nuts and all sorts of stuff!
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"It sells itself"
"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"
Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"It sells itself"
"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"
Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"
by BillyMays March 31, 2009
Get the Vince Offer mug.VERB: To present something for someone to accept or decline at their own free will.
NOUN: An proposition to perform or give something if someone wishes so.
NOUN: An proposition to perform or give something if someone wishes so.
VERB: "I have nothing to 'offer' you other than this money."
NOUN:. "He refused my 'offer' to help him pay for it."
NOUN:. "He refused my 'offer' to help him pay for it."
by leb199079 February 25, 2019
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1.make someone an offer and give them the choice of accepting and living, or refusing and dying. Taken from "The Godfather" trilogy.
2. Same as above, but instead of killing them, you take(kill) something or someone very dear to them.
2. Same as above, but instead of killing them, you take(kill) something or someone very dear to them.
The band-leader refused to let Johnny Fontane out of his contract, so Don Corleone made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
by Sarge February 13, 2005
Get the make you an offer you can't refuse mug.Mel Gibson: No offense, but you people are all a bunch of greedy money grabbing, bagel eating piece of shit Jews!
Jews: That was rather offensive
Jews: That was rather offensive
by erection_infection December 19, 2013
Get the no offense, but mug.An individual like ricegum who is right at the border of becoming a sex offender. They try to justify any mistake and if they do apologize they give a half ass one. They often lack the ability the understand the idea of context. Often these creatures think they are a gangster or a pimp. This creature embodies everything that can be wrong with a man that has not committed a serious crime. Lucky we have good border control officers like iDubbbz Tv. The information of these creature was shown in the content cop about ricegum.
Guy1 " Dude did you hear that ricegum made fun of rape victim and said that you can rape her if you want to. And as a joke!
Guy2 "Yah, man that's fucked and he's trying to justify it by saying that the girl isn't upset."
Guy1 " Dude that's a total bull shit excuse"
Guy2 " And this guy made sexual remarks about underage girls and he said, "it just slipped".
Guy1 " Yah, man like Jake Paul is a douche bag but ricegum is a borderline sex offender!
Guy2 "Yah, man that's fucked and he's trying to justify it by saying that the girl isn't upset."
Guy1 " Dude that's a total bull shit excuse"
Guy2 " And this guy made sexual remarks about underage girls and he said, "it just slipped".
Guy1 " Yah, man like Jake Paul is a douche bag but ricegum is a borderline sex offender!
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