jack-off-off

A competition among males to see who can ejaculate the largest amount of semen.

Dude 1: Dude, I challenge you to a jack-off-off. I've been saving up.
Dude 2: No good dude, I've already busted a load today.

by necronanofelcher November 17, 2009

offs

As in the 'offs': what every hardcore footie fan in Britain does pre-match.
These are the fights that preceed the big games and get started by the leaders of hooligan gangs, or the 'generals' aka topboys: the elite fans that rule over hooligan crews or 'dressers'.
Even the beatiful game of football in Britain is now called 'fussball' by sportcasters. You go figure why..

To greet the Gunners' fans, Mancies (Man U fans)hoolitots stormed the streets before the match, and offs started everywhere.The bizzies stood helplessly watching the caos taking shape! .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Off

a person i love.
sexy person.

I love Andreas.
damn, this guy is off!

by rena July 26, 2004

OFF

“ oh fuck fund”. Some amount of money that one posses usually hidden in a sock drawer for when shit really hits the fan.

Gotta use my OFF to pay for my side chicks abortion

by Logzbaker May 22, 2018

offs

Angry, offended, iratated.

Jimmy got offs when Jeremy cummed in his ass.

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

offs

The"offs": When you're not really hungover, but not quite lucid. Just sort of off-center.

It took me an hour to write this example because I have the offs.

by Grebenshikov June 5, 2007

Lose Off Booze Off

A drinking game that plays as follows:
3 players and up

-A 2 player game is selected (ex. NHL, Madden, Mortal Kombat)
-The game is played
-Losers drinks the amount of points/touchdowns/etc. they've lost by (ex. 5-3 loss, drink 2 shots)
-The controller stays with the winner, the loser passes the controller
-Tournament finals may double the ante - 2 shots per lost point.

Guaranteed to get you hammered and you'll even have fun doing it.

Ages 3 and up.

"You think you're better at NHL than me? It's time for a Lose Off Booze Off"

"I was gonna come to church today, but I had a Lose Off Booze Off last night."

"How did I wind up in the hospital? I lost 11-2 in the Lose Off Booze Off finals."

by bodiddles March 31, 2015