Dude 1: Dude, I challenge you to a jack-off-off. I've been saving up.
Dude 2: No good dude, I've already busted a load today.
Dude 2: No good dude, I've already busted a load today.
by necronanofelcher November 17, 2009
Get the jack-off-offmug. As in the 'offs': what every hardcore footie fan in Britain does pre-match.
These are the fights that preceed the big games and get started by the leaders of hooligan gangs, or the 'generals' aka topboys: the elite fans that rule over hooligan crews or 'dressers'.
Even the beatiful game of football in Britain is now called 'fussball' by sportcasters. You go figure why..
These are the fights that preceed the big games and get started by the leaders of hooligan gangs, or the 'generals' aka topboys: the elite fans that rule over hooligan crews or 'dressers'.
Even the beatiful game of football in Britain is now called 'fussball' by sportcasters. You go figure why..
To greet the Gunners' fans, Mancies (Man U fans)hoolitots stormed the streets before the match, and offs started everywhere.The bizzies stood helplessly watching the caos taking shape! .
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
Get the offsmug. 
“ oh fuck fund”. Some amount of money that one posses usually hidden in a sock drawer for when shit really hits the fan.
by Logzbaker May 22, 2018
Get the OFFmug. by Anonymous November 9, 2003
Get the offsmug. by Grebenshikov June 5, 2007
Get the offsmug. A drinking game that plays as follows:
3 players and up
-A 2 player game is selected (ex. NHL, Madden, Mortal Kombat)
-The game is played
-Losers drinks the amount of points/touchdowns/etc. they've lost by (ex. 5-3 loss, drink 2 shots)
-The controller stays with the winner, the loser passes the controller
-Tournament finals may double the ante - 2 shots per lost point.
Guaranteed to get you hammered and you'll even have fun doing it.
Ages 3 and up.
3 players and up
-A 2 player game is selected (ex. NHL, Madden, Mortal Kombat)
-The game is played
-Losers drinks the amount of points/touchdowns/etc. they've lost by (ex. 5-3 loss, drink 2 shots)
-The controller stays with the winner, the loser passes the controller
-Tournament finals may double the ante - 2 shots per lost point.
Guaranteed to get you hammered and you'll even have fun doing it.
Ages 3 and up.
"You think you're better at NHL than me? It's time for a Lose Off Booze Off"
"I was gonna come to church today, but I had a Lose Off Booze Off last night."
"How did I wind up in the hospital? I lost 11-2 in the Lose Off Booze Off finals."
"I was gonna come to church today, but I had a Lose Off Booze Off last night."
"How did I wind up in the hospital? I lost 11-2 in the Lose Off Booze Off finals."
by bodiddles March 31, 2015
Get the Lose Off Booze Offmug.