Octaddy

A man foolish enough to offer sperm to a welfare mom who already has six children, but then smart enough to want to cash in on her future millions by claiming fatherhood of the brood.

When the welfare mom looked like poverty forever, no one spoke up, but when stardom (and cash) looked imminent, Octaddy showed his face to claim his own fertile fame.

by Frogman Tim2 February 23, 2009

octagenerian

A person in the age group of 80-90s

He is an octagenerian

by Mickypedia June 24, 2019

octane stim

itll get you faster than a cheetah and higher than a star. it can also kill you. go fast friends.

i used an octane stim and ran into a wall i couldnt stop in time

by Imacodplayer March 13, 2023

Octamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon

A polygon with 8008135 sides.

One interior angle is

179.999955046 degrees.
One exterior angle is

0.00004495428 degrees.

Even though it looks like a circle, it’s a really funny polygon.
It’s also known as a boobiepentagon for the very reason you perceive looking at the number.

The octamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon is an extremely funny shape believe it or not.

by gregben September 13, 2023

high octave laugh

u know. THAT LAUGH. that wheeze. that giggle. that slight chuckle, maybe a cackle. that happens when ur fucking friend exists? yeah tha

ryan: excuse me what is this post
me, with a high octave laugh: LMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by woahno September 8, 2018

drop an octave

An insult you say to a squeaker when they're trying to hit on a girl two years older than them.

Squeaker: Hey girl, you wanna-
You: Dude, stfu and drop an octave before you start hitting on girls 20 miles outside your league, squeaker.

by Unconventionally fucked July 5, 2021

Octane Sex

Sex that is so good you would rather kill yourself than pull out
#FuckLikeAChamp.

guy1: Damn bro you see that baddie over there i'd Octafuck her.
guy2: Bro what??
guy1: she would be great at octane sex.

by Atomic cumshart January 15, 2020