Someone who is quite stupid and weird, they are also very silly and a bullshit artist.
They think they are top shit.
They think they are top shit.
by Biggest Nutmeg you’ll meet September 8, 2018

by anonymous October 11, 2021

You know how you have to piss on someone when they get a jellyfish sting. Well, Nutmeg Footloaf works wonders for Meg after she sprains her foot.
by KoreanBoi626 November 3, 2021

-Nutmeging: the act of breaking a table during sex on the table
Example: Me & the wife absolutely nutmeged our table last night. Now we need a trip to ikea to replace it.
Example: was nutmeging on the family dining table last night & now I need to explain why it’s broken.
Example: Me & the wife absolutely nutmeged our table last night. Now we need a trip to ikea to replace it.
Example: was nutmeging on the family dining table last night & now I need to explain why it’s broken.
by Doctor Of Alcohol March 7, 2024

When eating out a women, and you blow air in her vagina and it all blows back in your face. That’s a windy nutmeg.
by The Midwest Mitten March 29, 2025
