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Nutmeg

Someone who is quite stupid and weird, they are also very silly and a bullshit artist.

They think they are top shit.
Mannn your such a nutmeg

Your not big you nutmeg
by Biggest Nutmeg you’ll meet September 8, 2018
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nutmeg

when a guy nuts in a girl named meghan.
Dude, I nutted in meghan. That’s a nutmeg.
by anonymous October 11, 2021
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Nutmeg Footloaf

"When Cody cums on Greg's swollen walking ligament"
You know how you have to piss on someone when they get a jellyfish sting. Well, Nutmeg Footloaf works wonders for Meg after she sprains her foot.
by KoreanBoi626 November 3, 2021
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Nutmeging

The act of having sex on a table & the table legs give way, resulting in the broken table.
-Nutmeging: the act of breaking a table during sex on the table

Example: Me & the wife absolutely nutmeged our table last night. Now we need a trip to ikea to replace it.

Example: was nutmeging on the family dining table last night & now I need to explain why it’s broken.
by Doctor Of Alcohol March 7, 2024
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Windy nutmeg

When eating out a women, and you blow air in her vagina and it all blows back in your face. That’s a windy nutmeg.
It got crazy last night, I did the windy nutmeg and she knocked my hat off.
by The Midwest Mitten March 29, 2025
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