dick-nursed

When an individual is nourished by a dick as opposed to a breast. Usually administered by the father or other parental figure in the individuals life since birth. Usually performed by holding the individual upside down.

"Willingham wouldn't stop his fussing last night until he was dick-nursed. You'd think after 29 years we'd be able to wean him off it but he just won't give it up. We tried goats milk but he wasn't having it. He's got a taste for the baby batter."

by pedopetey July 2, 2014

shut up nurse

The famous phrase used by famous youtuber, Markiplier, while playing surgeon simulator.

Nurse: doctor I think you should be focusing on the patient.
Doctor: SHUT UP NURSE!!!!!!

by Crayzay August 5, 2015

night nurse

Metaphor for the soothing effect that results from the use of an addict's drug of choice - Gregory Isaacs popularized this term with his 1982 reggae hit "Night Nurse"

Night nurse
Only you alone can quench this Jah thirst
My night nurse, oh gosh
Oh the pain it's getting worse

I don't wanna see no doc
I need attendence from my nurse around the clock
'Cause there's no prescription for me
She's the one, the only remedy

- Gregory Isaacs "Night Nurse"

by TeeGeeRoo August 23, 2010

Norsechamp

LoL player who keeps on missing CS.

ugh, you suck! you just pulled a norsechamp!

by DOYOUTHINKIMTROLLING March 29, 2013

nouse

know-how; practical skills

She was self-reliant and had the nouse to get the job done.

by Kevin Carr January 3, 2005

NorseBoo

Someone who really, genuinely thinks that ancient Nordic Culture is somehow superior (note, not just cooler) than a modern day culture.

Me: wow, i sure love living in this great city of Warsaw, Poland
Norseboo: Damn, if this were 700 years ago, I would have raped and pillaged the shit out of this city

by swenks_ November 16, 2018

Nurseoid

A stereotypical nurse who is so burned out and apathetic that health care is second only to her sadistic pleasure of exacting joy from the (often induced) suffering of her patients and colleagues. Bureaucracy and general hospital regulations are her weapons which he or she can and will use to shit on all who incur her wrath. All it can take is a single inch incursion into a sterile field and she will rain hellfire and damnation onto you, old testament style. It is highly recommended to get in their good graces, by any means necessary, and your healthcare life will be made exponentially less stressful.

Matt: "Watch out for Lisa, she's a recall bitch on wheels nurseoid."
Jenny:" Don't worry, I bonded with her over scrapbooking so she won't shit all over me today."

by bonquequeg February 6, 2019