sarge donut

someone with the biggestt penis on earth.

that guys got a cock like sarge donut.

by TheOnlyHerbert January 5, 2022

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Sarge

A self-appointed, self-aggrandizing nickname chosen by a loser who wants to appear important or cool, despite the fact that they were never in the military and were never cool.

Person 1: That dick wants everyone to call him Sarge now.

Person 2: Yeah, what a loser! Nobody actually calls him that except some kids and a demented old man.

by PuppetFister February 18, 2023

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Sarge

noun;
An insult used to refer to someone when they are being; stubborn, short-tempered, and/or ignorant.

“You’re being a total fucking sarge right now, bro..”

“I am NOT short-tempered, dude.”

by derkswus January 27, 2021

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Red Sarge

The despicable act of hitting on one’s relative in hopes of a late-night bang session. Common among inbreds.

“Man did you see Gary at his brother-in-laws wedding? He was totally trying to pull a red sarge with his cousin! I bet he drives a Batmobile painted in Bama crimson.

by BobBerry69 April 9, 2025

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Big Sarge

A sergeant that is a bad ass. Takes names and kisses asses depending on if he's in trouble. Got his big sarge rank from sucking dick to move to the top.

Officer 1: Hey who's that in lieutenant’s office?
Officer 2: Oh that's Big Sarge

by Little officer April 18, 2025

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