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sarge donut

someone with the biggestt penis on earth.
that guys got a cock like sarge donut.
by TheOnlyHerbert January 5, 2022
mugGet the sarge donutmug.

Sarge

A self-appointed, self-aggrandizing nickname chosen by a loser who wants to appear important or cool, despite the fact that they were never in the military and were never cool.
Person 1: That dick wants everyone to call him Sarge now.

Person 2: Yeah, what a loser! Nobody actually calls him that except some kids and a demented old man.
by PuppetFister February 18, 2023
mugGet the Sargemug.

Sarge

noun;
An insult used to refer to someone when they are being; stubborn, short-tempered, and/or ignorant.
“You’re being a total fucking sarge right now, bro..”

I am NOT short-tempered, dude.”
by derkswus January 27, 2021
mugGet the Sargemug.

Red Sarge

The despicable act of hitting on one’s relative in hopes of a late-night bang session. Common among inbreds.
“Man did you see Gary at his brother-in-laws wedding? He was totally trying to pull a red sarge with his cousin! I bet he drives a Batmobile painted in Bama crimson.
by BobBerry69 April 9, 2025
mugGet the Red Sargemug.

Big Sarge

A sergeant that is a bad ass. Takes names and kisses asses depending on if he's in trouble. Got his big sarge rank from sucking dick to move to the top.
Officer 1: Hey who's that in lieutenant’s office?
Officer 2: Oh that's Big Sarge
by Little officer April 18, 2025
mugGet the Big Sargemug.

Fuck the sarge

Have it large and fuck the sarge
by anonymous March 22, 2021
mugGet the Fuck the sargemug.

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